Philly Woman Seeks Dates with Eligible Local Bachelors

AKA How to meet a cool gal without downloading an app.

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<< 3 Upcoming Shows at Philly Fringe, Sept 2026 >>
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Yellow Bicycle Theater: Sat Sept 12 (4pm), Thurs Sept 17 (9pm), Wed Sept 23 (6pm) $12 tickets herePast Performances: Philly Theatre Week; Blue Hill, ME; Durham, NCTotal dates gotten from this show: 2

About Me

  • Cis woman

  • 35 (for now. The times, they are a changin')

  • Philadelphian (not sports-obsessed, but I happily jump on the bandwagon when necessary)

  • Wants kids

  • Educator job

  • Has 5 different pickled items in the fridge right now

  • Talker

  • Former long distance hiker, current improv comedian, future old person

  • Preferred way to relax: Socializing, walking, cooking, reading, TV, getting shit done (not a bar or club gal)

  • Compassionate, intellectually curious, present, supportive

  • Wondering if this will be better than the apps

  • "You're a mix between Mayim Bialik and Ilana Glazer." - How a date referred to me once aka the contemporary Jewish equivalent of the Madonna-whore complex.

Huh?

"If you want to be noticed, you have to do something noticeable." -- A wise friend, after I complained/shared yet another one of my dating stories.So I made a solo comedy show (and this site).It's called Single Woman: Work In Progress and I've performed it up and down the east coast to sold-out crowds. I'll perform it again at Philly Fringe in Sept 2026.The show is about dating, love, and the mysteries of being alive and alone. It's also a singles event...for me. Sure, I like performing and making people laugh, but this is also about getting asked out on dates. Maybe by YOU, charming and emotionally available stranger man who's got a robust life and is looking for someone special to make it even better?I don't include my name or photo for security reasons; email me and I'll share more about myself....or you can come to the show and see me live and in the flesh.

Is this a joke?
No. Just trying to find something real.

Come see for yourself!Show info here.

Who I'm Looking For

  • Man (cis or trans) but open to pitches from others

  • 33-45 years old

  • Wants a serious romantic partnership

  • Wants kids

  • Lives within 1 hour of Philadelphia

  • Has a job that doesn't hurt people or the planet

  • Politically leftist

  • Can hold 50% of a conversation comfortably (and loves to talk)

  • Has a creative passion

  • Thinks it’s cool to make a self-indulgent show and site about dating

  • Physical attributes: Nothing is a dealbreaker

Wanna ask me out?

That's hot. Go for it. Email me with these 3 things:

  • How you fit (or mostly fit) into what I'm looking for. If you fit some but not all items above but think there's something there, try me.

  • Something you learned recently

  • A joke from a comedian that's stuck with you (for me, it's Chris Fleming talking about samoyeds)

If our email banter is good, I'll plan the first date.