Philly Woman Seeks Dates with Eligible Local Bachelors

AKA How to meet a cool gal without downloading an app.

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Upcoming Shows
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Durham, NC - Fri July 10 @ 9pm (Mettlesome Theater)
Philadelphia, PA - Sat Sept 12 (4pm), Thurs Sept 17 (9pm), Wed Sept 23 (6pm) (Philly Fringe Festival)

About Me

  • Cis woman

  • 35 (for now. The times, they are a changin')

  • Philadelphian (not sports-obsessed, but I happily jump on the bandwagon when necessary)

  • Wants kids

  • Educator job

  • Has 5 different pickled items in the fridge right now

  • Talker

  • Former long distance hiker, current improv comedian, future old person

  • Preferred way to relax: Socializing, walking, cooking, reading, TV, getting shit done (not a bar or club gal)

  • Compassionate, intellectually curious, present, supportive

  • Wondering if this will be better than the apps

Huh?

"If you want to be noticed, you have to do something noticeable." -- A wise friend, after I complained/shared yet another one of my dating stories.So I made a solo comedy show (and this site).It's called Single Woman: Work In Progress and I performed it in South Philly in April 2026 (2 sold out shows!). I'll perform it again at Philly Fringe in Sept 2026.The show is about dating, love, and the mysteries of being alive and alone. It's also a singles event...for me. Sure, I like performing and making people laugh, but this is also about getting asked out on dates. Maybe by YOU, charming and emotionally available stranger man who's got a robust life and is looking for someone special to make it even better?I don't include my name or photo for security reasons; email me and I'll share more about myself....or you can come to the show and see me live and in the flesh.

Is this a joke?
No. Just trying to find something real.

Who I'm Looking For

  • Man (cis or trans) but open to pitches from others

  • 33-45 years old

  • Wants a serious romantic partnership

  • Wants kids

  • Lives within 1 hour of Philadelphia

  • Has a job that doesn't hurt people or the planet

  • Politically leftist

  • Can hold 50% of a conversation comfortably (and loves to talk)

  • Has a creative passion

  • Thinks it’s cool to make a self-indulgent show and site about dating

  • Physical attributes: Nothing is a dealbreaker

Wanna ask me out?

That's hot. Go for it. Email me with these 3 things:

  • How you fit (or mostly fit) into what I'm looking for. If you fit some but not all items above but think there's something there, try me.

  • Something you learned recently

  • A joke from a comedian that's stuck with you (for me, it's Chris Fleming talking about samoyeds)

If our email banter is good, I'll plan the first date.